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Im Sure You Must Have Noticed That They Arent Wherever You Are
Had You Considered Where They Might Have Gone Instead

:33 < its a big city and they can take care of themselves
:33 < so no i dont really worry about that

Ten Days Now Ive Found Them Waiting For Me When I Come Home
For Ten Days Ive Fed Them An Allowed Them to Sleep Here Only To Let Them Out When I Leave In The Morning
This Is The Eleventh
Maybe Its Due To The Lack Of Attention You Show Them

:33 < or maybe its beclaws you k33p letting them in and f33ding them
:33 < its weird but animals always think that means its ok fur them to hang around

Is It The Surplus On My Part Or The Lack On Yours
They Didnt Just Continue Returning
There Is The Fact That They Returned To Begin With To Account For Also

:33 < beclaws they used to live there and still think its a safe purrlace fur them to come to
:33 < and you havent done anything to let them know that theyre wrong
:33 < it really doesnt have much of anything to do with me

It Is A Safe Place
That Was The Whole Idea Behind It
But It Does have Something To Do With You If Theyre Looking For Alternatives Due To Not Being Provided With A Safe Place
And That Means I Have To Take Care Of It Again
But Thats All Ive Ever Been Good For Isnt It

:33 < thats all you efur do but i wouldnt say youve efur b33n purrticularly good at it
:33 < but you can stop purrtending to get huffy at me fur not taking care of my kitties
:33 < they dont really live with me anymore so it really doesnt have anything to do with me
:33 < not that it would anyway beclaws cats do whatefur they want

I Kept The Roof Over Our Heads Despite The Fact That No One Lifted A Finger To Help
Even When They Promised They Would
So Yeah I Might Just Venture To Say Im Pretty Good At It
The Same Way Youre Good At Tossing Things Off To The Side When You Tire Of Them
But Cats Is Always A Sufficient Excuse Isnt It

:33 < beclaws theres so many of them left in there now right
:33 < uuuuuuuuuuugh
:33 < look
:33 < was this the only reason you texted me?
:33 < i am absolutely pawsitive that im not the only purrson in the city whos willing to call you names so if it is why dont you just go bother them?
:33 < k33p the goddamn door shut and they will go away after a while
:33 < the fact that theyre still showing up has nothing to do with me or you
:33 < they k33p coming beclaws you k33p letting them in
:33 < that is literally it
:33 < surpurrisingly i trust my cats enough to know that they can take care of themselves and if they have a purroblem theyll come find me
:33 < so theyre not coming to you beclaws im k33ping cans of tuna from them while twirling my big bad guy moustache
:33 < they dont care about you, they care about the fact that this is a purrlace they can still get more food and nap where efur they want
:33 < if you actually wanted it to stop you could have done it yourself at any time
:33 < did you really n33d me to tell you that??

Im Not Accusing You Of Malevolence
Just Thoughtlessness
Because Thats Something You Have A Much Greater History Of
Theres A Great Deal Of Difference Between Trusting Someone To Handle Themselves And Not Giving A Damn
Not That You Would Recognize It
They Came Here Because You Havent Been Taking Care Of Them But They Knew I Would
And I Texted To You Because I Shouldnt Have To Do That
So Stop Making Excuses Come Get Your Cats And Show Some Responsibility For Once

:33 < no, i wont come get them
:33 < im not going to help you k33p purrtending that youre some kind of almighty savior of the kitties when youre literally nothing more than an easy meal fur them
:33 < i said it befur if you want them to go away then k33p the door shut
:33 < thats it

Im Not Acting Like Im Some Almighty Savior
They Arent That Hard To Take Care Of As Long As You Keep Them Out Certain Areas
This Isnt About What Im Doing For Them Because Thats Literally Only A Bare Minimum
What Its About Is Why You Cant Seem To Manage Even That Much

:33 < they dont fucking live with me anymore
:33 < how many times do i have to tell you this??

Well If You Were Just Going To Blow Them Off Anyway Then You Should Have Just Left Them Here To Begin With

:33 < i didnt blow them off they just didnt hang around with me once i left since the parks such a big purrlace
:33 < good to know youre still making stupid assumptions though
:33 < anyway id rather have eaten my own ocular orbs than leave them with you since i actually want them to be able to live a compurrletely happy life
:33 < theyd purrobably have tried to drown themselves in the load gaper if they were stuck with you furever

If You Want To Talk About Stupid Assumptions At Least Mine Are Consistent With History Rather Than Irrational Hyperbole
I Guess We Will Just Have To See If I Wake Up To Any Drowned Felines Then
Because Obviously Im The One With The Problem Between Us

:33 < youre going to be if youre actually impurrlying that youre going to be k33ping them
:33 < since you started this entire stupid thing by saying you wanted them out of your rooms

Well I Cant Just Put Them Out When You Refuse To Take Them
Thats Why I Started Letting Them In To Begin With

:33 < theyre outdoor cats the whole point is fur them to be outside which means i dont n33d to 'take' them, you have no idea what youre talking about
:33 < uuuuuuuuuugh!!
:33 < thats it im coming to get them theres no way im letting you get your claws into them
:33 < that would make me a neglectful and thoughtless cat owner

They Were Never Outdoor Cats Until You Decided To Toss Them Out With You
So What Is This Because Im Not Making Them Pay The Cost Of Your Pettiness Youre Going To Be Even Pettier
Right And Im Sure Youll Just Ignore Them Again Until They Come Right Back Here
Why Exactly Should I Let You Do That

:33 < you have no idea what they were or werent befur i left
:33 < you purrobably cant even tell them apart
:33 < and until you tell me who died and made you the last word on how people can take care of cats im purretty sure that youre the petty one here
:33 < i dont have to expurrlain anything to you beclaws we all know by now you wont listen
:33 < which is fine since i dont really care if you 'let' me have them or not
:33 < im going to be taking my kitties

Nepeta I Was Taking Care Of These Cats Before You Even Got Here Or Did You Forget Who Told You What Each Of Their Names Are
But Im Not Letting You Take Them Because This Has Fuckall To Do With Them For You
You Only Decided To Take Them So You Can Paint Me As Some Heartless Villain Who Would No Doubt Abuse Them If Not For Your Heroic Intervention
That Is The Very Definition Of Pettiness

Almighty Savior Indeed

:33 < i only decided to take them when you made it obvious that suddenly you did want them in the house even though the whole point of this text was to tell me you didnt want them hanging around!!
:33 < i wouldnt have had to take them beclaws they always come back on their own but appurrently this is too much fur you to understand
:33 < so whatefur
:33 < im going to take them and i dont really care what you say or do
:33 < so just deal with it

You Attribute A Lack Of Listening To Me But Then You Go And Say Things Like This
Dont Pretend To Know My Motivations Nepeta
You Apparently Dont Know Me At All
I Wanted You To Take Them Because I Thought You Actually Gave A Shit About Them And This Might Be A Wake Up Call That Youve Been Negligent Toward Them
Instead Youre Only Coming Now So You Can Use The Incident To Support Your Delusions
Im Not Tolerating That And Im Not Letting You Make Them The Casualties Of Your Crusade
But Dont Think I Wont Deal With It
If You Try To Cross The Threshold Of My Hive Dont For A Second Think You Wont Leave Empty Handed
And Thats All I Have To Say To You

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