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[shipper]

Hey! You juuust missed me, which is purretty hard to do so good job! Leave a message here and I'll get back to you as soon as I pawsibly can. If it's supurr impurrtant though, you should just try and find me in purrson! It's purrobably a lot easier than waiting fur me to pick up.

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[shipper]

:33 < i didnt blow them off they just didnt hang around with me once i left since the parks such a big purrlace
:33 < good to know youre still making stupid assumptions though
:33 < anyway id rather have eaten my own ocular orbs than leave them with you since i actually want them to be able to live a compurrletely happy life
:33 < theyd purrobably have tried to drown themselves in the load gaper if they were stuck with you furever

[glowsferatu]

If You Want To Talk About Stupid Assumptions At Least Mine Are Consistent With History Rather Than Irrational Hyperbole
I Guess We Will Just Have To See If I Wake Up To Any Drowned Felines Then
Because Obviously Im The One With The Problem Between Us

[shipper]

:33 < youre going to be if youre actually impurrlying that youre going to be k33ping them
:33 < since you started this entire stupid thing by saying you wanted them out of your rooms

[glowsferatu]

Well I Cant Just Put Them Out When You Refuse To Take Them
Thats Why I Started Letting Them In To Begin With

[shipper]

:33 < theyre outdoor cats the whole point is fur them to be outside which means i dont n33d to 'take' them, you have no idea what youre talking about
:33 < uuuuuuuuuugh!!
:33 < thats it im coming to get them theres no way im letting you get your claws into them
:33 < that would make me a neglectful and thoughtless cat owner

[glowsferatu]

They Were Never Outdoor Cats Until You Decided To Toss Them Out With You
So What Is This Because Im Not Making Them Pay The Cost Of Your Pettiness Youre Going To Be Even Pettier
Right And Im Sure Youll Just Ignore Them Again Until They Come Right Back Here
Why Exactly Should I Let You Do That

[shipper]

:33 < you have no idea what they were or werent befur i left
:33 < you purrobably cant even tell them apart
:33 < and until you tell me who died and made you the last word on how people can take care of cats im purretty sure that youre the petty one here
:33 < i dont have to expurrlain anything to you beclaws we all know by now you wont listen
:33 < which is fine since i dont really care if you 'let' me have them or not
:33 < im going to be taking my kitties

[glowsferatu]

Nepeta I Was Taking Care Of These Cats Before You Even Got Here Or Did You Forget Who Told You What Each Of Their Names Are
But Im Not Letting You Take Them Because This Has Fuckall To Do With Them For You
You Only Decided To Take Them So You Can Paint Me As Some Heartless Villain Who Would No Doubt Abuse Them If Not For Your Heroic Intervention
That Is The Very Definition Of Pettiness

Almighty Savior Indeed

[shipper]

:33 < i only decided to take them when you made it obvious that suddenly you did want them in the house even though the whole point of this text was to tell me you didnt want them hanging around!!
:33 < i wouldnt have had to take them beclaws they always come back on their own but appurrently this is too much fur you to understand
:33 < so whatefur
:33 < im going to take them and i dont really care what you say or do
:33 < so just deal with it

[glowsferatu]

You Attribute A Lack Of Listening To Me But Then You Go And Say Things Like This
Dont Pretend To Know My Motivations Nepeta
You Apparently Dont Know Me At All
I Wanted You To Take Them Because I Thought You Actually Gave A Shit About Them And This Might Be A Wake Up Call That Youve Been Negligent Toward Them
Instead Youre Only Coming Now So You Can Use The Incident To Support Your Delusions
Im Not Tolerating That And Im Not Letting You Make Them The Casualties Of Your Crusade
But Dont Think I Wont Deal With It
If You Try To Cross The Threshold Of My Hive Dont For A Second Think You Wont Leave Empty Handed
And Thats All I Have To Say To You

[shipper]

:33 < oh get over yourself
:33 < im going to do what i have to and thats that
:33 < and youre not going to stop me
:33 < im done talking to you about it

[glowsferatu]

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