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Hey! You juuust missed me, which is purretty hard to do so good job! Leave a message here and I'll get back to you as soon as I pawsibly can. If it's supurr impurrtant though, you should just try and find me in purrson! It's purrobably a lot easier than waiting fur me to pick up.
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:33 < uuuuuuuuuuugh
:33 < look
:33 < was this the only reason you texted me?
:33 < i am absolutely pawsitive that im not the only purrson in the city whos willing to call you names so if it is why dont you just go bother them?
:33 < k33p the goddamn door shut and they will go away after a while
:33 < the fact that theyre still showing up has nothing to do with me or you
:33 < they k33p coming beclaws you k33p letting them in
:33 < that is literally it
:33 < surpurrisingly i trust my cats enough to know that they can take care of themselves and if they have a purroblem theyll come find me
:33 < so theyre not coming to you beclaws im k33ping cans of tuna from them while twirling my big bad guy moustache
:33 < they dont care about you, they care about the fact that this is a purrlace they can still get more food and nap where efur they want
:33 < if you actually wanted it to stop you could have done it yourself at any time
:33 < did you really n33d me to tell you that??
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Just Thoughtlessness
Because Thats Something You Have A Much Greater History Of
Theres A Great Deal Of Difference Between Trusting Someone To Handle Themselves And Not Giving A Damn
Not That You Would Recognize It
They Came Here Because You Havent Been Taking Care Of Them But They Knew I Would
And I Texted To You Because I Shouldnt Have To Do That
So Stop Making Excuses Come Get Your Cats And Show Some Responsibility For Once
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:33 < im not going to help you k33p purrtending that youre some kind of almighty savior of the kitties when youre literally nothing more than an easy meal fur them
:33 < i said it befur if you want them to go away then k33p the door shut
:33 < thats it
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They Arent That Hard To Take Care Of As Long As You Keep Them Out Certain Areas
This Isnt About What Im Doing For Them Because Thats Literally Only A Bare Minimum
What Its About Is Why You Cant Seem To Manage Even That Much
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:33 < how many times do i have to tell you this??
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:33 < good to know youre still making stupid assumptions though
:33 < anyway id rather have eaten my own ocular orbs than leave them with you since i actually want them to be able to live a compurrletely happy life
:33 < theyd purrobably have tried to drown themselves in the load gaper if they were stuck with you furever
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I Guess We Will Just Have To See If I Wake Up To Any Drowned Felines Then
Because Obviously Im The One With The Problem Between Us
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:33 < since you started this entire stupid thing by saying you wanted them out of your rooms
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Thats Why I Started Letting Them In To Begin With
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:33 < uuuuuuuuuugh!!
:33 < thats it im coming to get them theres no way im letting you get your claws into them
:33 < that would make me a neglectful and thoughtless cat owner
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So What Is This Because Im Not Making Them Pay The Cost Of Your Pettiness Youre Going To Be Even Pettier
Right And Im Sure Youll Just Ignore Them Again Until They Come Right Back Here
Why Exactly Should I Let You Do That
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:33 < you purrobably cant even tell them apart
:33 < and until you tell me who died and made you the last word on how people can take care of cats im purretty sure that youre the petty one here
:33 < i dont have to expurrlain anything to you beclaws we all know by now you wont listen
:33 < which is fine since i dont really care if you 'let' me have them or not
:33 < im going to be taking my kitties
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But Im Not Letting You Take Them Because This Has Fuckall To Do With Them For You
You Only Decided To Take Them So You Can Paint Me As Some Heartless Villain Who Would No Doubt Abuse Them If Not For Your Heroic Intervention
That Is The Very Definition Of Pettiness
Almighty Savior Indeed
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:33 < i wouldnt have had to take them beclaws they always come back on their own but appurrently this is too much fur you to understand
:33 < so whatefur
:33 < im going to take them and i dont really care what you say or do
:33 < so just deal with it
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Dont Pretend To Know My Motivations Nepeta
You Apparently Dont Know Me At All
I Wanted You To Take Them Because I Thought You Actually Gave A Shit About Them And This Might Be A Wake Up Call That Youve Been Negligent Toward Them
Instead Youre Only Coming Now So You Can Use The Incident To Support Your Delusions
Im Not Tolerating That And Im Not Letting You Make Them The Casualties Of Your Crusade
But Dont Think I Wont Deal With It
If You Try To Cross The Threshold Of My Hive Dont For A Second Think You Wont Leave Empty Handed
And Thats All I Have To Say To You
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:33 < im going to do what i have to and thats that
:33 < and youre not going to stop me
:33 < im done talking to you about it
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