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[shipper]

Hey! You juuust missed me, which is purretty hard to do so good job! Leave a message here and I'll get back to you as soon as I pawsibly can. If it's supurr impurrtant though, you should just try and find me in purrson! It's purrobably a lot easier than waiting fur me to pick up.

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[shipper]

:33 < yeah im back now and i guess im fine
:33 < as fine as someone can be after all that i mean
:33 < im sorry that you found the puns too diffurcult! kitty puns are purretty much the best to throw around
:33 < but dont f33l too bad, ive b33n using them fur my whole life :))
:33 < are you ok by the way? youre typings all weird

[nitidus]

Hahahhaha!!!!! PUrREFectly see thats genous.
Im glad yur okay.
<3
Im okak too don't uworr y abote me.

[shipper]

[!!!

WHAT IS WITH LALONDES AND THROWING HEARTS AT HER GOD DAMN]

:33 < well ok if you say so
:33 < purrfectly is actually a purretty simple one to make! beclaws the words sounds a clawful lot like purr anyway
:33 < its the more compurrlicated words that get harder to pun with
:33 < but thats purrt of what makes it fun :))

[nitidus]

Compurrlicated thats amazingk.
Incredibibele.
<3!!! Thats how much I love ur puns.

[shipper]

:33 < oh the hearts are fur the puns! ok!

[small wheeze of relief]

:33 < im glad you like the puns so much
:33 < i think theyre impawsibly cute and whenefur people enjoy them as much as i do it makes me happy
:33 < theyre supposed to be fun but i guess not efuryone realizes that

[nitidus]

Who wouldnsat realuze that/???
:(

[shipper]

:33 < appurrently theres purrlenty of people out there who dont appurreciate a good kitty pun
:33 < betw33n you and me i think theyre purretty dumb ;))

[nitidus]

ComPURREtely dumb.
;)

[shipper]

:33 < h33h33 yes defurnitely!
:33 < and s33? that was a purrfect pun fur a beginner! i had a f33ling that you werent as bad at them as you said you were

[nitidus]

Was it :o.
Maby Ill learn.

[shipper]

:33 < it was! it was very appurroriate and im purroud of you :DD
:33 < i dont really know about learning though
:33 < its just kind of something you f33l through lots and lots of purractice

[nitidus]

Tht fmaleks me feel really warm & fuzzy!
:) :)

[shipper]

:33 < yeah thats a good f33ling
:33 < and is defurnitely the hallmark of a good pun!
:33 < although puns arent the only thing that can do that of course h33h33
:33 < but theyre a great way to get it quick

[nitidus]

I knooooooooow.

I hve otheer fuzzies 2.

[shipper]

:33 < aww thats great!
:33 < its purretty much the best f33ling you can have, i hope you k33p it going fur as long as you can! :DD

[nitidus]

Nepeta yur so sweetw :(((
I 'msao glad were friends!!!!!!!
<3

[shipper]

[that's not a pun heart is it

(please let it be a pun heart please please please)]

:33 < me too! youve always b33n really nice to me even when you didnt have to be
:33 < and im glad that i got to get to know you better :))

[nitidus]

[It's a friendship heart]

Me too :).
Yuo were really nice to Jaspers, Im glad uouru nice to me too.

Lol these typdspos are soooo funny.

[shipper]

[god she hopes so. you humans with your crazy casual quadrant symbol throwing around are giving her aneurysms]

:33 < well of course i was nice to jaspers
:33 < he was a supurr wonderful kitty and he reminded me of pounce
:33 < i dont really know about the typos being funny but theyre defurnitely weird to look at!
:33 < some of them dont even look like youre typing in english anymore xDD

[nitidus]

It;s the wines fault lol!
It makesa me do stuff I owuld never do like "lol".

[shipper]

:33 < um
:33 < is that really a good thing?

[nitidus]

Itsa matter of oniopn.

[shipper]

:33 < oh
:33 < it just s33ms kind of weird that youd want to purretty much be a purrson that youre not
:33 < but i really dont know anything about human soporifics so i dont know if thats right or not
:33 < i guess if youre ok with it its ok? :??

[nitidus]

Oh.

Huh.

[shipper]

:33 < what?
:33 < im sorry if i said something wrong
:33 < im still not that great with human stuff :((