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Lacheese (nailed it) said everyone is home. Are yu home? I hope you ar e youre my favorite cate troll. Pls tespond RESPOND* ASAP so I kno wyoure alive etc etc etc.
I tr ied really hard to do some cat puns bt it is just too hard Nepetea. :( Yuo are truly magnificent at tehm it is a talent.
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:33 < as fine as someone can be after all that i mean
:33 < im sorry that you found the puns too diffurcult! kitty puns are purretty much the best to throw around
:33 < but dont f33l too bad, ive b33n using them fur my whole life :))
:33 < are you ok by the way? youre typings all weird
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Im glad yur okay.
<3
Im okak too don't uworr y abote me.
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WHAT IS WITH LALONDES AND THROWING HEARTS AT HER GOD DAMN]
:33 < well ok if you say so
:33 < purrfectly is actually a purretty simple one to make! beclaws the words sounds a clawful lot like purr anyway
:33 < its the more compurrlicated words that get harder to pun with
:33 < but thats purrt of what makes it fun :))
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Incredibibele.
<3!!! Thats how much I love ur puns.
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[small wheeze of relief]
:33 < im glad you like the puns so much
:33 < i think theyre impawsibly cute and whenefur people enjoy them as much as i do it makes me happy
:33 < theyre supposed to be fun but i guess not efuryone realizes that
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:(
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:33 < betw33n you and me i think theyre purretty dumb ;))
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;)
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:33 < and s33? that was a purrfect pun fur a beginner! i had a f33ling that you werent as bad at them as you said you were
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Maby Ill learn.
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:33 < i dont really know about learning though
:33 < its just kind of something you f33l through lots and lots of purractice
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:) :)
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:33 < and is defurnitely the hallmark of a good pun!
:33 < although puns arent the only thing that can do that of course h33h33
:33 < but theyre a great way to get it quick
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I hve otheer fuzzies 2.
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:33 < its purretty much the best f33ling you can have, i hope you k33p it going fur as long as you can! :DD
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I 'msao glad were friends!!!!!!!
<3
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(please let it be a pun heart please please please)]
:33 < me too! youve always b33n really nice to me even when you didnt have to be
:33 < and im glad that i got to get to know you better :))
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Me too :).
Yuo were really nice to Jaspers, Im glad uouru nice to me too.
Lol these typdspos are soooo funny.
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:33 < well of course i was nice to jaspers
:33 < he was a supurr wonderful kitty and he reminded me of pounce
:33 < i dont really know about the typos being funny but theyre defurnitely weird to look at!
:33 < some of them dont even look like youre typing in english anymore xDD
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It makesa me do stuff I owuld never do like "lol".
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:33 < is that really a good thing?
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:33 < it just s33ms kind of weird that youd want to purretty much be a purrson that youre not
:33 < but i really dont know anything about human soporifics so i dont know if thats right or not
:33 < i guess if youre ok with it its ok? :??
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Huh.
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