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[shipper]

Hey! You juuust missed me, which is purretty hard to do so good job! Leave a message here and I'll get back to you as soon as I pawsibly can. If it's supurr impurrtant though, you should just try and find me in purrson! It's purrobably a lot easier than waiting fur me to pick up.

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[shipper]

:33 < i didnt even know this was happening until she told me!!
:33 < if i had i wouldve tried to k33p them away since its obviously such a huge bother fur her
:33 < and i was going to go hang out in the mac fur a while with them since appurrently just letting them do their own thing is a big fat crime now

[crab]

ALL THAT ASIDE, I DESIGNATE THE ENTIRE GODDAMN ARGUMENT ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD.
LIKE, CHECK THIS OUT: FIRST SHE TELLS YOU SHE DOESN'T WANT THEM, THEN YOU SAY YOU WON'T TAKE THEM, THEN SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING TO KEEP THEM, AND SUDDENLY YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM.
IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THIS DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL CATS THEMSELVES, AND HAS MORE TO DO WITH YOUR APPARENT RECENT INABILITY TO AGREE WITH ONE ANOTHER ON LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL.

[shipper]

:33 < its more compurrlicated than that but youre purrobably a little bit right

[this is very difficult for her to admit to, ok]

:33 < uuuuuugh why wont she leave me alone??
:33 < efurything was fine when we werent talking!

[crab]

I THINK SHE MISSES YOU.

[shipper]

:33 < she has a weird way of showing it
:33 < are you sure she doesnt just miss arguing with someone?

[crab]

SHE'S GOT ME FOR THAT, AND LET'S FACE IT, I'M UNIVERSES SUPERIOR TO YOU IN THAT PARTICULAR DEPARTMENT.
BUT CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT HER TO BE HONEST WITH YOU ABOUT HER FEELINGS, WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE BETWEEN YOU RIGHT NOW?

[shipper]

:33 < not really
:33 < but i think its purrfectly fine fur me to expect her not to make things worse

[crab]

YEAH WELL THERE'S A LIFE LESSON FOR YOU
NEVER EXPECT ANYONE TO NOT BE THE MOST ENTHUSIASTICALLY PAN DEFICIENT IMBECILE THEY CAN POSSIBLY BE.

[shipper]

:33 < i guess so
:33 < i dont really know what im supposed to do about it, though

[crab]

I DON'T THINK APPROACHING HER DIRECTLY IS A GOOD IDEA YET.
SHE HAS ABOUT MUCH FAITH AS YOU DO IN THE RESULT OF ANY FORM OF INTERACTION INVOLVING THE BOTH OF YOU BEING ANYTHING EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLING SOMETHING POSITIVE
WHICH IS TO SAY EXACTLY NONE.
BUT I CAN ACT AS A GO BETWEEN, IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE HER TO KNOW.
IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE GOOD, EITHER, I AM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PREPARED TO INFORM HER OF ALL THE WAYS IN WHICH SHE HAS MANAGED TO MAKE THIS SITUATION WORSE THAN IT EVER NEEDED TO BE.

[shipper]

:33 < thats really nice of you karkat but i dont know if ive really got anything to say
:33 < im not sure ive got the energy fur any more of this stuff now

[crab]

GOD DAMMIT NEPETA I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT FROM YOU, I JUST SPENT TWENTY MINUTES TRYING TO GET KANAYA TO STOP GIVING ME THE EXACT SAME EXCUSE.
JUST GIVE ME *SOMETHING* TO WORK WITH AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, I PROMISE.

[shipper]

:33 < im tired of arguing
:33 < i dont care if she actually misses me or if she just wants to k33p pounding how horrible i am into my skull, if were going to end up arguing over whatever she has to say then i dont want to hear from her
:33 < you can tell her that

[crab]

OK.

FOR THE RECORD, SHE AT LEAST SHARES YOUR SENTIMENT IN THAT, FROM WHAT I COULD GATHER.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. ONCE I'M DONE WITH HER.
AND THERE *WILL* BE A LATER.
ALSO? STOP BREAKING INTO HER HIVE. IF YOU COULD DO ME THAT ONE SOLID, AND MAKE MY JOB THAT MUCH EASIER, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

[shipper]

:33 < fiiiiiiine, i purromise
:33 < but dont get your hopes up about much else
:33 < *ac is just saying*